Ø    Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we did not.     (Erica Jong, American writer).

Ø    He is Russian and that explains a lot. ("The Barber of Siberia" - the movie).

Ø    The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one. ( Sid Caesar, American comedian).

Ø    Don't settle for the one you can live with, settle for the one that you can't live without.

Ø    I'd rather take the risk and lose all than stand here waiting. . .watching my life pass me by.

Ø    The art of love ... is mostly the art of persistence.

Ø    No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves. --Ed Howe.

Ø    What is the secret of love?
It begins inside of yourself.
Before you can truly love someone else, you must love yourself first.
Love is self-acceptance.
They say love is patient, kind, and not jealous.
It begins with learning patience, kindness and non-jealousy.
Love is within you.
When you love yourself, you extend what's in you to others.
Love is more than a feeling.
Love is more than an emotion.
Love is everything you are made of.

Ø    When you were born, you cried and the world smiled. Live your life so that, when you die, you can smile and the world will cry. -- American Indian proverb.

Ø    Friendship is an art, and very few people are born with a nature gift for it. -Kathleen Norris.

Ø    A friend is someone you can hang out with. A good friend is someone you can trust. A true friend is someone you can trust and rely on. A best friend is a friend for life...no matter the circumstances.

Ø    A true friend laughs at your stories even when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your troubles even when they're no so bad.

Ø    "A false friend is more dangerous than an open enemy." -Francis Bacon.

Ø    "A gift should be something you want for yourself, or it is not worthy to give." --Morgan Llywelyn in 'Druids'.

Ø    One must always keep a sense of humour to release the tensions of this world.

Ø    Pain is the start of new realization of a better way.

Ø    Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

Ø    Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions.

Ø    True friendship is like sound health -- the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.

Ø    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Ø    There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.

Ø    The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?" Sigmund Freud

Ø    Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. Henry Ford.

Ø    Smart man + smart woman = romance.

Ø    Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy.

Ø    Dumb man + smart woman = affair

Ø    Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage.

Ø    Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Ø    Smart boss + dumb employee = production.

Ø    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion.

Ø    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime.

Ø    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

Ø    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

Ø    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

Ø    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Ø    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

Ø    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Ø    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

Ø    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Ø    Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Ø    Any married man should forget his mistakes, there is no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Ø    Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Ø    Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Ø    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

Ø    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

Ø    A woman has the last word in any argument.  Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Ø    A good listener is usually thinking about something else. - Kin Hubbard

Ø    Are you in, or are you out? ("Cruel Intentions).\

Ø    If life doesn't offer a game worth playing, then invent a new one.

Ø    Learn not only to find what you like, learn to like what you find.

Ø    Nothing can bring you peace but yourself.

Ø    If you wish you be like someone else, you waste the person you are.

Ø    Expect everything, and anything seems nothing. Expect nothing, and anything seems everything.

Ø    Don't do whatever you like -- like whatever you do.

Ø    A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.

Ø    Women make love for love, men make love for lust.

Ø    It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.

Ø    A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.

Ø    Sex is what women have and men want.

 

• Greetings: "How the fuck are you?"

• Fraud: "I got fucked by the car dealer."

• Dismay: "Oh, fuck it!"

• Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm fucked now."

• Aggression: "Fuck you!"

• Disgust: "Fuck me."

• Confusion: "What the fuck...?"

• Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking business."

• Despair: "Fucked again."

• Incompetence: "He fucks up everything."

• Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on here?"

• Lost: "Where the fuck are we?"

• Disbelief: "Unfuckingbelievable!"

• Retaliation: "Up your fucking ass!"

• Confused Aggression: "How the fuck should I know?"

 

It's fucked	It doesn't work; it has broken.
I'm fucked	I am tired; I am drunk; I have a hangover; I am not prepared to do this (I'm fucked if I'm going to do this); I am in trouble.
I'm fucked off	I am unhappy about the situation, the person, the music, etc..
Fuck off	Please go away; I don't believe you; That is incorrect; no.
Wanna fuck?	I am desirous of engaging in sexual union with you.
Fuck All	Nothing. eg., I know fuck all.
Fuck me!	I am surprised; I am desirous of engaging in sexual union with you
Fuck you!	I do not like you; I do not like what you have just said or done.
Fuck this!	I am no longer prepared to put up with this situation. eg., Fuck this for a game of toy soldiers.
Fuck it!	Whoops, I seem to have made a mistake.
Holy Fuck!	See 'fuck me!'
Fuckpiece	My girlfriend, wife, mistress, boyfriend; penis, woman's bits.
Fucker	Bad person. Sometimes prefixed with 'mother-' (He is an evil mother-fucker); someone who engages in sexual intercourse frequently.